Hello. My name is Evaristo, and I fucking rock. 1.I fucking ♥ Electronic Dance Music. 2. I hope to one day be a neurosurgeon. 3. I fucking curse. A lot. 4. I use excellent spelling and grammar over the internet. 5. I fucking ♥ YOU!! 6. I'm bashful. Wanna be my friend? YOU do the work, befriend me. 7. I promise, you won't ever regret doing so :] 8. I am a Liberal. 9. I can laugh for hours at the dumbest things. 10. I one day hope to tickle Elmo.
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i just watched one of our bostv things, i think it was our final, anyways it introduced us all in the beginning and i laughed so hard at yours, you had a camera on your shoulder and were eating like a granola bar or something and you could tell you were waiting for whoever was filming to say go, and then out of nowhere your eyes got all wide and you waved real "excited-like" at the camera, and then the tape like did a double-take and played that part again.
"hey mom, can junior and i please go to taco bell?" "who?" "junior." "oh. no." "WHY NOT!" "you just got your license and i'm not comfortable." "buuut moooommmm...we'll go the back way!" "NOOOO!"
i'm telling you..there is NOTHING here. that's why i'm so miserable. if we had moved anywhere NEAR a bigger city with stuff to do, i'd be a million times happier. alas, it's a 45 minute drive to anywhere, this place is full of ultra-conservative white christian fuckers, and the only thing to do in this town is to go bowling, but if you do that, you get hit on by the scary guys at the counter with three teeth.
yeaahhh...i'm a broke ass neeatch. plus, they prolly went to southern florida. you forget i'm in the panhandle!! if you're ever up near destin, Panama City, hit me up. i know you usually go down to like miami though...it takes me just as long to drive down there as it does for me to drive to tejas lmfao